Spoiler!

Somehow, days don't go by "normally" if THAT woman didn't do or say something stupid or insensitive. Her voice was loud enough for all the 9 people in the office to hear...

She : "Are you expecting?"
Me (a bit sheepish and lowering my voice) : "No."
She : (giving her trademark irritating laugh) "Oh... haha. I thought you were. Looks a bit like it." *and she went on to touch my tummy like she was my mummy!*
Me : (trying not to slap her while pretending to laugh with her) "No la... I just got fatter..."
She : (still laughing that witchery laugh) "No la, no la. Must be those tangerines that you've eaten these days. Must have at least 30 of them inside."
Me : (still trying to hold onto my temper) "Hur hur... must be."

And I left the office without looking back. (and feeling fat!)